Introductions are in order; then, onto ranting!

I've been on a self-improvement kick lately. For most of my life I've felt generally unsure of myself, been uncomfortable around strangers, and judged myself very harshly. In order to change that, I've dedicated myself to a few tasks to help me conquer my fears and channel my natural nervous energy into productive outlets.

I decided to:

• train for a 5k
• promote my writing and artwork
• join a dating site

The 5k training is going all right, with some occasional twinges in my bad knee. I'll work it out. Writing and painting are coming along splendidly, I only wish I had more time to devote to them. Online dating is proving to be a little bit.... interesting.

For the most part, I've already accomplished what I set out to do by signing up, i.e. becoming more comfortable around new people. I've gone on a couple of dozen dates, actually had a couple of short-term proto-relationships, and made a few new friends.

Some of my experiences, however, make me want to weep for humanity, bar my windows, or smack someone. I felt they were too ridiculous not to be shared.

So grab a chair, make some popcorn, and enjoy the show.