Tuesday, April 13, 2010

But we've only just met....

I found this little gem in my inbox today. I can't even comment on it except to say, wow.

so there you would be laying on that hammock looking out to the water at a beach resort, and i walk up and say, im sorry to bother you, but I have never seen a woman as beautiful as you. And I notice you are finishing a drink and I say, can I have the pleasure of buying you another? and you reply, well i really shouldn't but ok. So I walk away but as I walk away I cant keep my eyes off you and I trip, then I look back to see if you saw what happened and we both smile in a laughing way. When I get back you hold your hand out to grasp the glass saying thank you but I say, a queen like you need not hold the glass herself let me hold it for you while you sip and I hold the glass close enough for you taste it, its at that time I notice how your beautiful lips wrap around the straw and I think to myself how sexy and soft they look.

A few minutes go buy and the sun has just set into the water and you say, I am feeling so achy from this hammock, I think I an going to go back to my hotel room and relax. Then I ask you if you would like me to rub you down because I cant bare to see a woman like you in any pain, mentally or physically. You reply, I would love that, and you hand me your room key and tell me to show up in 20 minutes and just let myself in.

20 minutes later I unlock your room door and come in to discover you lying in the bed face down with just a sheet covering you and you seem tired and on the verge of falling asleep. I sit on the edge of the bed and softly stroke your hair and you realize im there and say, I thought you would never get here, and you point to some baby oil on the dresser and say, I need to be pampered. Unable to deny your commands, I walk over and get the oil and I see your pretty feet sticking out from under the sheet at the end of the bed.

Its at that time I grab the sheet and slowly pull it off your body revealing that you are naked. Almost drooling at the sight of you feminine skin I start to lightly stroke and touch you with my fingertips all over your back and legs. after a couple minutes I open the oil and slowly start letting it drip out of the bottle in little drops all over you, I know you are enjoying it from the soft sounds you are making. Then when your body is covered in oil i start with rubbing your feet, there is soft latin music on and the lights are dim.

as I move up your legs I cant believe how soft your skin is and I tell you that. After your legs I decide I need to put more oil on you so I get the bottle again and I start squeezing some out on your back and some of the oil runs down the crack of your buttock and you make a soft gasping sound that almost sounds orgasmic, then I rub your back taking my time on your neck and shoulders and then your arms. Then I say how did that feel? and you say, it feels so good, then I gently roll you over on your back and again i start with your feet rubbing oil all over them, then slowly up your legs and belly.

Then when I get to your chest I feel like i need permission so i ask, may I rub oil on your perfect breasts? and you say you dont have a choice you are going to do it, and I pour a big handful of oil into my hand and start softly caressing them paying allot of attention to your nipples as they become more and more hard as I go. After the oil massage I take you by the hand into the bathroom and give you a bath to get all the oil off of your precious body.


That would probably be a lot less creepy if he'd just sent it to Penthouse instead of some strange girl on the Internet.